Please translate Thai into English

[pood]

ODE FOR SONG HEE

ENGLISH TRANSLATION OF POR?S POEM

?When I first saw Song Hee, she looked so pretty to my eyes.

Her skirt was so loose, so ridiculously purplish.

Her smile was so warm, tantalizing all the young men?s hearts.

Her voice was so silky, reminding me of a goat?s voice.

I don?t look like her, I look much younger.

Her face looks like sheep, that?s an undeniable truth.

When she let her hair down, she looks like a squirrel.

Her hair is strange and sexy, reminding me of bermuda grass.

All these words just rhymed, so please be kind.

Don?t be mad at Por, my sweet sheep-faced Song Hee.?


A poem by Mr. "Sour Grape" Por(ป๋อ องุ่นเปรี้ยว)

Please don't shoot the translator